THANKING JEANS

How do I thank you Jeans? How do I? 
None in human history has multitasked and cubbed man like you 
Amidst the worst of Ottawa's winter, you played your part 
When Anatomy Viva got daily for me, you blessed me with warmth 
Cutting my spending, deleting my washing-ironing time 
While Permitting me to swot the more 
You stood for learning 

I dare not forget how you redefined smartness 
Accommodating the fat,short, slim and tall 
You stayed accessible to the poor and the rich 
Till I was able to get another, you constantly refused to wear or tear 
You remained dependable 

Must I talk about how you saved Kate from being raped 
Due to your thickness and fitness that blew the rape timing 
Should I ignore how you showed strong the similarities even in our differences when we wear you as a group by your shades? 
Need I celebrate by telling you that Engineers are already declaring you as their official uniform? 

Jeans is never quiet 
She is speaking friendship and Happiness, Perseverance and the "Go-through" spirit. 

Jeans leads! 

God bless Genoa, God bless Levi and God bless Jeans.

Loving Jeans